Parrot Pollyflops

No one would think to ask for these as a gift but that doesn’t mean these Parrot Pollyflops shouldn’t be in your closet. Actually – out of your closet. These birds need to be on full display at all times. Put them on your dining room table.

Slide your feet into the blue-pink-yellow weirdness and admire the creepily life-like eyeballs of your shoe-parrot. Strangely comfortable, you won’t want to take these off and why should you? Wear them to the next funeral you attend. Wear them to gym. In the shower. Possibilities are limitless.

Embrace the potential to find a life-mate based on who approaches you at parties and says “Now that’s what I call a dead parrot!” Reply that he’s merely “pining for the fjords” and then invite us to your wedding. Yes, you’re wearing rubber dead birds on your feet. It’s all about the plumage, darling. Get a pair of Parrot Pollyflops for the ultimate “oh-no-you-didn’t” look from your peers.