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Penis Pillow – 1 Metre Long

Product Code
87103
£59.00
Save £10.00
Special Price £49.00
In stock
Key Information
  • It’s a penis so big it makes porn stars feel insecure!
  • It’s this big and it’s super soft, how impressive is that?
  • Super cute (but most of them don’t like to be called that)
  • Just like most ping-pong sets, it includes the balls
  • 1 metre in length (that’s it’s full Tinder bio)
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Penis Pillow – 1 Metre Long
Penis Pillow – 1 Metre Long Penis Pillow – 1 Metre Long
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So, you like to fall asleep cuddling a giant knob. But, if he’s away or you’re single, what do you replace him with? This Penis Pillow will do the trick!

This penis is so soft, you’d swear it belonged to a drunk guy watching a knitting documentary. But, despite that, it still measures a whopping 100 cm in length. Oh, and it’s smiling like it’s just had its first kiss.

This pillow makes a great gift for hen dos, stag dos, Valentine’s Day (if you have that kind of partner), and loads more. So, order your Penis Pillow now!

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Delivery Options

Standard Tracked Delivery: £3.99 or FREE on orders over £50 - 2 to 3 days. A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 48 or by DPD

Express Tracked Delivery: £5.99 - 1 to 2 days. A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 24 or by DPD

Click & Collect: Free - Order online and collect at your nearest Menkind Store in as little as 60 minutes

UK Delivery To: Northern Ireland, The Channel Islands, the Scottish Highlands & Islands & The Isle of Man: Economy tracked delivery costs £3.99

Personalised Item Delivery: £5.00 - For any personalised products, your parcel will be sent directly from the manufacturers that help us to create them. Unfortunately, these cannot be tracked.

Gift Experiences: Free - Package will be sent directly from the supplier, shipping cost refunded before checkout.

Returns

It’s really important to us that you’re happy with anything you buy from Menkind so we will accept returns of unwanted (and unused) non-personalised items for up to 30 days from the date you receive the item. The process is simple and all you pay for is the postage costs of returning the goods. Because we know many of our products are purchased as gifts, from 1st November to 24th December we extend our policy so you can exchange anything or receive credit via a gift card up to 25th January in the following year. See our FAQs page for full terms and conditions.

Should an item be damaged or faulty, please our contact us page. Our products go through rigorous testing but occasionally a faulty product may slip through our quality control or become damaged in transit. We're interested in making sure you have the best possible experience with us.

So, you like to fall asleep cuddling a giant knob. But, if he’s away or you’re single, what do you replace him with? This Penis Pillow will do the trick!

This penis is so soft, you’d swear it belonged to a drunk guy watching a knitting documentary. But, despite that, it still measures a whopping 100 cm in length. Oh, and it’s smiling like it’s just had its first kiss.

This pillow makes a great gift for hen dos, stag dos, Valentine’s Day (if you have that kind of partner), and loads more. So, order your Penis Pillow now!

Back to Top

Delivery Options

Standard Tracked Delivery: £3.99 or FREE on orders over £50 - 2 to 3 days. A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 48 or by DPD

Express Tracked Delivery: £5.99 - 1 to 2 days. A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 24 or by DPD

Click & Collect: Free - Order online and collect at your nearest Menkind Store in as little as 60 minutes

UK Delivery To: Northern Ireland, The Channel Islands, the Scottish Highlands & Islands & The Isle of Man: Economy tracked delivery costs £3.99

Personalised Item Delivery: £5.00 - For any personalised products, your parcel will be sent directly from the manufacturers that help us to create them. Unfortunately, these cannot be tracked.

Gift Experiences: Free - Package will be sent directly from the supplier, shipping cost refunded before checkout.

Returns

It’s really important to us that you’re happy with anything you buy from Menkind so we will accept returns of unwanted (and unused) non-personalised items for up to 30 days from the date you receive the item. The process is simple and all you pay for is the postage costs of returning the goods. Because we know many of our products are purchased as gifts, from 1st November to 24th December we extend our policy so you can exchange anything or receive credit via a gift card up to 25th January in the following year. See our FAQs page for full terms and conditions.

Should an item be damaged or faulty, please our contact us page. Our products go through rigorous testing but occasionally a faulty product may slip through our quality control or become damaged in transit. We're interested in making sure you have the best possible experience with us.

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