Star Wars The Last Jedi Sad Porg Pop! Vinyl

If the sad eyes of a Porg are enough to fill a Wookiee with guilt and shame and put him off his dinner (of spit-roasted Porg, let’s be fair), then they are definitely enough to melt your heart. So, if you quite like the sound of being hit right in the feels on a daily basis, put this sad Porg Pop! Vinyl on the cliffs of your bookcase, display case, or office desk!

This Porg figure is as detailed as the Star Wars universe, with intricately modelled flipper feet, rougher outer feathers, and soft-looking belly feathers. But, the parts of this Porg that you’ll find completely magnetic are its eyes. This Porg has the sad eyes going on in the worst way. Gaze into those big, black orbs of sadness and try to think anything other than: Awwwwwwwww! We dare you!

Porgs aren’t the tallest of creatures, it must be said. Yet, they still managed to make a big splash when they hit the screen in the Last Jedi. So, expect this 9cm-tall Porg to make an equally big splash wherever you choose to place it, whether at home, work, or a galaxy far, far away!

This sad Porg needs a home with a loving owner who will look after it and nurse its sad heart. So, to make this Porg just a little less heartbroken, take it home with you!

Warning! This Porg is sad when it sees:

• Miserable weather
• Millions of steps
• Its brethren being eyed for dinner
• Rainbows
• Comedies
• Just about anything, ever