Ted 16" Talking Plush Toy

Not for sale to persons under the age of 18. By placing an order for this product, you declare that you are 18 years of age or over. This item must be used responsibly and appropriately.

"I look like something you give your kid when you tell them grandma died" Huh? I bet you never thought you'd hear a teddy bear say that. But 'Ted' isn't just any old bear, he's got an attitude which will leave your friends in shock when they hear some of the things he comes out with.

Ted is the eponymous, not-so-loveable Soft Toy from the buddy movie "Ted" starring Seth MacFarlane. It tells the story of a boy and his favourite teddy bear, which sounds sweet, except boys and teddies grow-up!

Leave Ted on your bed, press his paw and hear him recall some of the film's hilarious lines including: "C'mon, I don't sound that much like Peter Griffin!"He might be as soft as a normal teddy bear, but beware because this bear packs a punch which will leave all of your friends in stitches!

Other questionable phrases include:

• "You know what I'd like to do to her: something I call the dirty Fozzie"
• "I didn't know you had a baby. Is it alive?"

Definitely suitable for ages 18+ only!