Big Blue Bar of Soap for Blokes

This new humungous bar of soap from The Bluebeards Revenge is exactly what is says on the packaging, BIG. Due to popular demand and the fact that many blokes are fed up with undersized soaps, it has been decided to come up with a bumper size, proper bar of manly soap designed for real blokes. And here it is.

The Big Blue Bar of Soap for Blokes weighs a whopping 175 grams. With most brands of soap weighing an average 100 grams, that's three quarter of the size BIGGER which means more cleanliness for your money. 

Directions For Use: Incredibly the law says we need to instruct you in the art of using soap so here goes - rub all over your body to create a fine lather then rinse off. This is a fine opportunity to check the family jewels for lumps and bumps so go right ahead and have a good firtle! If you find anything unusual on the nuttage please refer to your physician straight away.

Warning: Do not eat this soap even if your mother reckons you deserve it and thinks that you're a potty mouth. If you get suds in your eyes rinse out with cold water.
Makes a great gift for the bloke who has just flown the nest or Dads who are fed up with using a "feminine" soap - whatever that is. 

Ingredients: Aqua, glycerin, sodium stearate, propylene glycol, sorbitol, sodium laurate, sodium laureth sulphate, disodium lauryl sulfosuccinate, parfum, sodium chloride, stearic acid, lauric acid, pentasodium pentetate, tetrasodium etidronate. Parfum contains: Coumarin, benzyl benzoate, hydroxyisohexyl3-carboxaldehyde, limonene, linalool. Colour: CI 42090.

Introducing The Bluebeard's Revenge

The Ultimate Shaving Experience For Real Men! Dubbed ‘the world’s manliest grooming brand, the Bluebeard’s Revenge produces a range of luxurious wet shaving and grooming products including creams, razors and shaving brushes.  The flagship product in the range is a paraben free, British barbershop quality shaving cream with added ingredients like Decelerine™ to specifically reduce beard growth and combat tough, manly stubble. Plus Bluebeard is against animal testing.