‘The Wetter, The Better` Lady Parts Plant Pot

Some things are just better when they’re wetter. Like water slides (and that’s not a euphemism… or, is it?). Point is, if you want a lush bush, you need this ‘The Wetter, The Better` Plant Pot.

Shaped like glorious nether-lands (no, not Holland), this plant pot has a very accurate saying on it�� that’s also as dirty as the soil it houses, if you’re that way inclined. Stick whatever you like in there (aubergines are popular) and be sure to keep it nice and moist for best results.  

This makes a great gift for anyone with green thumbs who knows their way around a hoe. Or, for the poor person who tries to go gardening in dry soil. Know someone like that? Then order this ‘The Wetter, The Better` Lady Parts Plant Pot now!