Clitoris Allsorts

So, you’ve been looking for a sweet sensation that’ll have your tongue feeling like it’s floating through a honey tunnel to confectionary heaven? Well, it’s not as hard to find as some might tell you. In fact, you’ve already found it! Welcome to the world of Clitoris Allsorts!

At first glance they look like normal sweets, but then you notice there’s something a bit… fishy. Is it a paint swirl? Is it the opening of a wizard’s sleeve? Let’s just say Clitoris Allsorts are the Minge Tout of the sweet world, sure to leave a twist in your tongue and a tickle in your tummy!

These super-soft, chewy sweets don’t just look like the inside of an exotic fruit, they taste like it, too! Yep, prepare your taste buds for the fantastically fruity flavour that’s ready to explode out of each Allsort!

If you’re looking for a snack that’ll really hit the spot, snatch a pack of Clitoris Allsorts! Order yours lickity split!

Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Water, Gelatine, Pectin, Acidity Regulators, Sodium Citrate, Citric Acid, Malic Acid, Flavouring, Colours (E129*, E102*, E133, E171). *May have an adverse effect on activity and attention in children. Store in a cool dry place.