Jeremy Clarkson Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly

In Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly, Jeremy Clarkson shares his humorous and often chaotic journey through the trials and tribulations of farming. After three years of wrestling with the harsh realities of rural life, Clarkson learns the golden rule of farming: whatever you hope will happen, won’t.

His ambitious plans to create a farming empire, from rewilding projects to nettle soup, are met with skepticism from his team and frustration from bureaucratic red tape. Despite the setbacks and comical failures, the farm animals are thriving. A rented bull named Break-Heart Maestro is keeping the cows entertained, the pigs are, quite literally, bringing home the bacon, and the goats are, well, let’s just say they might have a few psychological issues.

Amidst the bureaucracy and occasional derision from his crew, Clarkson’s adventures in farming are a delightful blend of wit, perseverance, and animal antics.