Emoticon Sound Machine

Ever wanted to turn your life into a cartoon show with weird sounds popping up to indicate your reaction to things? Well, if we use emoticons to visually indicate our reactions, now we also have an Emoticon Sound Machine to have aural reactions too. Eventually we won’t even need to genuinely communicate. Woohoo!

The batteries are included in this super-odd machine that has a sound programmed for every 12 different emojis. Does it have limited usefulness? Yes. Are you also morbidly fascinated by what sound the eggplant emoji makes? Also yes.

Keep this bad boy in your bag, ready to bust out the puking face emoticon sound when your boss asks you to work late. You’ll probably get some blowback for that. That’s when you should play the unicorn emoji. Why? We don’t know. Emoticon language seems pretty random anyway.

Get your Emoticon Sound Machine today to play a drum roll sound at opportune moments. We hope you’ll find a lot of them.