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Football's Funniest Quotes

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  • Contains over 1,500 ridiculous quotes from famous names in football
  • Perfect football gift for the football fanatic - no matter who they support
  • Quotes from Alex Ferguson, Gazza, Eric Cantona Jose Mourinho and more
  • Ideal dipping book - why not give as a novelty house warming gift for the loo
  • In paperback comprising 512 pages

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Standard tracked delivery delivered in 2 - 4 working days. Free over £40, or £3.00.

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Football Quotes
Football Quotes

Here's a perfect book for the football fanatic in your family and it doesn't matter who they support.

No one can dispute that the Beautiful Game has provided some of the funniest quotes (intentionally or not) in the history of sport - and "The Big Book of Football's Funniest Quotes" is the most comprehensive collection of these hilarious comic offerings.

Compiled by avid quotation collectors Ian Spragg, Adrian Clarke and Stuart Reeves, "The Big Book of Football's Funniest Quotes" is packed with an incredible 1,500 ridiculous quotes from and about some the most famous names in football, including Sir Alex Ferguson, Jose Mourinho, Ian Holloway, Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne and Eric Cantona. Bursting with confused cliches, mangled metaphors, comic cusses and idiotic football insights, this book really is the hilarious last word in funny football quotations.

This funny book makes a great gift for any football fan, and certainly proves the old aged beloved by football commentators - 'it's a funny old game". After all, football gifts are the obvious choice and really a no-brainer when buying for football fans!

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Delivery Options

Standard Tracked Delivery: Free over £40, or £3.00 (2 - 4 working days)

Sadly free shipping is not available to the Scottish Highlands, Isle of Man, Channel Isles and Northern Ireland, or for personalised items and items sent from 3rd party suppliers.

Express Tracked Delivery: 1 working day, £5.00:  Orders placed before 5:30pm Monday to Friday will be delivered by DHL within one working day to UK mainland addresses. Orders placed after the cutoff on Friday will reach you on the following Tuesday. Sadly, our Express delivery is not available to customers with the following postcode prefixes: AB, IM, GY, JE, BT, FK, HS, G83, IV, KA 27-28, KW, PA, PH and ZE. You will be given an estimate for delivery date in the checkout.

Saturday/Sunday Delivery - £7.00 - Delivered by DHL or DPD. You'll need to place your order before 5:30pm on a Friday for Saturday delivery, or 4:30pm on a Friday for Sunday delivery. Just like our express service, you can track your order right to your door.

Click & Collect - Free: Our Click & Collect service allows you to order an item online and then collect it at your nearest Menkind shop. Orders are available either on a same-day or next-day service; we'll let you know when it's ready to collect. Only available if paying via credit/debit card.

UK Delivery To: Northern Ireland, The Channel Islands, the Scottish Highlands & Islands & The Isle of Man: 

Economy tracked delivery costs £3.99 and our Express service is £15.00

Europe Deliveries typically take up to five working days. The cost varies by country (see the full list on our FAQs page), but some of the most requested are:

Eire £14.99 2 - 5 working days
France £12.99 2 - 5 working days
Germany £9.99 2 - 5 working days
Netherlands £9.99 2 - 5 working days
Spain £19.99 3 - 5 working days

Personalised Item Delivery - £5.00: For any personalised products, your parcel will be sent directly from the manufacturers that help us to create them. Unfortunately these cannot be tracked, but will be delivered in 5-10 days.

Returns

We offer FREE UK returns for up to 30 days after purchase for unwanted (and unused) non personalised items, and we'll even refund any standard delivery costs too. Because we know many of our products are purchased as gifts, from 1st November to 24th December we extend our policy so you can exchange anything or receive credit via a gift card up to 25th January in the following year. See our FAQs page for full terms and conditions.

 

Should an item be damaged or faulty, please contact us. Our products go through rigorous testing but occasionally a faulty product may slip through our quality control or become damaged in transit. We're interested in making sure you have the best possible experience with us.

Here's a perfect book for the football fanatic in your family and it doesn't matter who they support.

No one can dispute that the Beautiful Game has provided some of the funniest quotes (intentionally or not) in the history of sport - and "The Big Book of Football's Funniest Quotes" is the most comprehensive collection of these hilarious comic offerings.

Compiled by avid quotation collectors Ian Spragg, Adrian Clarke and Stuart Reeves, "The Big Book of Football's Funniest Quotes" is packed with an incredible 1,500 ridiculous quotes from and about some the most famous names in football, including Sir Alex Ferguson, Jose Mourinho, Ian Holloway, Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne and Eric Cantona. Bursting with confused cliches, mangled metaphors, comic cusses and idiotic football insights, this book really is the hilarious last word in funny football quotations.

This funny book makes a great gift for any football fan, and certainly proves the old aged beloved by football commentators - 'it's a funny old game". After all, football gifts are the obvious choice and really a no-brainer when buying for football fans!

Back to Top

Delivery Options

Standard Tracked Delivery: Free over £40, or £3.00 (2 - 4 working days)

Sadly free shipping is not available to the Scottish Highlands, Isle of Man, Channel Isles and Northern Ireland, or for personalised items and items sent from 3rd party suppliers.

Express Tracked Delivery: 1 working day, £5.00:  Orders placed before 5:30pm Monday to Friday will be delivered by DHL within one working day to UK mainland addresses. Orders placed after the cutoff on Friday will reach you on the following Tuesday. Sadly, our Express delivery is not available to customers with the following postcode prefixes: AB, IM, GY, JE, BT, FK, HS, G83, IV, KA 27-28, KW, PA, PH and ZE. You will be given an estimate for delivery date in the checkout.

Saturday/Sunday Delivery - £7.00 - Delivered by DHL or DPD. You'll need to place your order before 5:30pm on a Friday for Saturday delivery, or 4:30pm on a Friday for Sunday delivery. Just like our express service, you can track your order right to your door.

Click & Collect - Free: Our Click & Collect service allows you to order an item online and then collect it at your nearest Menkind shop. Orders are available either on a same-day or next-day service; we'll let you know when it's ready to collect. Only available if paying via credit/debit card.

UK Delivery To: Northern Ireland, The Channel Islands, the Scottish Highlands & Islands & The Isle of Man: 

Economy tracked delivery costs £3.99 and our Express service is £15.00

Europe Deliveries typically take up to five working days. The cost varies by country (see the full list on our FAQs page), but some of the most requested are:

Eire £14.99 2 - 5 working days
France £12.99 2 - 5 working days
Germany £9.99 2 - 5 working days
Netherlands £9.99 2 - 5 working days
Spain £19.99 3 - 5 working days

Personalised Item Delivery - £5.00: For any personalised products, your parcel will be sent directly from the manufacturers that help us to create them. Unfortunately these cannot be tracked, but will be delivered in 5-10 days.

Returns

We offer FREE UK returns for up to 30 days after purchase for unwanted (and unused) non personalised items, and we'll even refund any standard delivery costs too. Because we know many of our products are purchased as gifts, from 1st November to 24th December we extend our policy so you can exchange anything or receive credit via a gift card up to 25th January in the following year. See our FAQs page for full terms and conditions.

 

Should an item be damaged or faulty, please contact us. Our products go through rigorous testing but occasionally a faulty product may slip through our quality control or become damaged in transit. We're interested in making sure you have the best possible experience with us.