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Grow Your Own Hairy Balls

Grow Your Own Hairy Balls

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Grow Your Own Hairy Balls

£8.00

Product code: 89362

Make like the ‘70s and grow some hairy balls!
This wedding tackle sprouts grass
Trim it back or just let the bush grow wild
Excellent for anyone who likes their plants to have OnlyFans accounts
Measures approx. 16 cm x 11 cmx 7 cm

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So, growing hairy balls is something that the majority of chaps don’t have an issue with. But, not everyone can do it, and that’s nothing to feel bad about. Seriously. But, now anyone can do it, and it’s all thanks to this Grow Your Own Hairy Balls pack!

Inside the box you’ll find what looks like an oddly shaped skyscraper. Just soak it in water and wait for it to sprout… grass.

This novelty gift is excellent for anyone who likes their plants dirtier than the ground they’re planted in. Do you know someone like that? Then order Grow Your Own Hairy Balls now!

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