Happy Man Bottle Stopper

So, you know that kid that saved Holland by sticking his finger in a dike? We have a product that’s kinda like that, just dirtier. It’s called the Happy Man Bottle Stopper. And, yes, it’s exactly what you think it is.

This bottle stopper is basically the physical manifestation of every man’s self-image. It’s a happy little chappy with a very noticeable appendage. Around said appendage are two rubber rings which act as seals when you plunge this bottle stopper into your open vino.

Ideal for preserving your wine (and your sense of humour), this Happy Man Bottle Stopper is sure to make a splash… while also stopping your wine from splashing. Order yours today!