Marvel Deadpool Hoodie

Sooooo, shiny suits give off way too much of a trafficker vibe, those X-person training bibs are yellower than a depressing Coldplay song, and you don’t have the baby legs to pull off the shirt-and-free-bits look. Your only hope, if you’re a mercenary with a mouth (or just a giant, Juggernaut-sized Deadpool fan), is to kit yourself out in this Marvel Deadpool hoodie!

Yep, when the weather outside is like the Icebox, you don’t want to be left colder than Negasonic Teenage Longest Name Ever’s disposition. You want something that’ll make you feel warmer than the fuzzy feeling of family… or a jet-fuel explosion (but, like, a mild one). Point is, this Deadpool hoodie will keep you cosy and looking better than Hugh Jackman in a thong.

This hoodie comes in sizes ranging from small to 2XL, so it doesn’t matter if you’re Dopinder’s doppelganger (say that 3 times fast) or a Colossus-sized mother-hugger… you’ll find the size you need (when they’re in stock).

Cable thinks Deadpool looks like an annoying clown dressed as a you-know-what toy. We think he looks pretty cool. And now you can, too! So, for a super-suit that you won’t have to steam-clean before use (thanks for that image, Wade), order your officially licensed Marvel Deadpool hoodie today!