Poo Timer

So, you’re enjoying your reign on the porcelain throne and you’re on a (toilet) roll in your latest run of Candy Crush… but there’s a queue outside the bathroom door of people who need a little reign of their own. What to do? Time your poo!

This Poo Timer makes sure you never lose track of your toilet time. It’s basically a 5-minute hourglass set in a swivelling holder that attaches to tiles or the bathroom door using a handy suction cup. This counts down the minutes of your toilet time and tells you when it’s time to wipe and de-occupy the throne-room!

This is a super-fun novelty item that’s brilliant at dividing toilet time between a family or housemates. Or, if you know someone that hogs the bog, it’s an excellent gift for sending a not-so-subtle message!  

You can’t decide when it’s poo o’ clock, but you’ll have control over everyone’s toilet time crapacity with this naughty but hilarious Poo Timer!