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The Bitch is Sleeping Fluffy Eye Mask

£5.00
  • DO NOT DISTURB anyone wearing this eye mask
  • Embroidered with the slogan “The Bitch is Sleeping”
  • Soft to the touch and lined with pink satin
  • Ideal for a parent, a tired co-worker, or a chronic sufferer of hangoveritis
  • Measures approx. 18 cm x 9 cm x 1 cm

Need it in a hurry? Order in the next and select the Express Delivery option for delivery by Only £5.99.

Standard tracked Delivery in 3-5 days - £3.99. This is a fully tracked service and will be delivered by either Royal Mail 48 or by DPD

Free Delivery is available for all orders over £40

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The Bitch is Sleeping Fluffy Eye Mask  - grey background
The Bitch is Sleeping Fluffy Eye Mask  - grey background

Ever been woken up when you are just not ready? Has that unleashed your inner bitch and put those you love in danger? If this is true for you, then this ‘The Bitch is Sleeping’ eye mask was designed just for you!

Sure, it might be pink, fluffy and lined with pink satin, but don’t let that fool you. This eye mask really does work. Not only does it block out the outside world from your eyes, but, with the beautifully embroidered and very clear message, you know that no-one, not even the bravest of princes, is going to try and break you out of your slumber with a kiss.

If you have learned (the hard way) that it’s best to let sleeping bitches lie, order this The Bitch is Sleeping Eye Mask today!  

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Delivery Options

Standard Tracked Delivery: 3 - 5 Days (£3.99) A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 48 or by DPD

Free Tracked Delivery: 3 - 5 Days (Free) Available on all orders over £40. A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 48 or by DPD

Express Tracked Delivery: 1 - 2 Days A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 24 or by DPD

Free Click & Collect: Free Order online and collect at your nearest Menkind Store

UK Delivery To: Northern Ireland, The Channel Islands, the Scottish Highlands & Islands & The Isle of Man: 

Economy tracked delivery costs £3.99 and our Express service is £15.00

Personalised Item Delivery - £5.00: For any personalised products, your parcel will be sent directly from the manufacturers that help us to create them. Unfortunately these cannot be tracked, but will usually be delivered in 5-10 days.

Returns

We offer FREE UK returns for up to 90 days after purchase for unwanted (and unused) non personalised items, and we'll even refund any standard delivery costs too. Because we know many of our products are purchased as gifts, from 1st November to 24th December we extend our policy so you can exchange anything or receive credit via a gift card up to 25th January in the following year. See our FAQs page for full terms and conditions.

 

Should an item be damaged or faulty, please contact us. Our products go through rigorous testing but occasionally a faulty product may slip through our quality control or become damaged in transit. We're interested in making sure you have the best possible experience with us.

Ever been woken up when you are just not ready? Has that unleashed your inner bitch and put those you love in danger? If this is true for you, then this ‘The Bitch is Sleeping’ eye mask was designed just for you!

Sure, it might be pink, fluffy and lined with pink satin, but don’t let that fool you. This eye mask really does work. Not only does it block out the outside world from your eyes, but, with the beautifully embroidered and very clear message, you know that no-one, not even the bravest of princes, is going to try and break you out of your slumber with a kiss.

If you have learned (the hard way) that it’s best to let sleeping bitches lie, order this The Bitch is Sleeping Eye Mask today!  

Back to Top

Delivery Options

Standard Tracked Delivery: 3 - 5 Days (£3.99) A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 48 or by DPD

Free Tracked Delivery: 3 - 5 Days (Free) Available on all orders over £40. A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 48 or by DPD

Express Tracked Delivery: 1 - 2 Days A fully tracked service delivered by either Royal Mail 24 or by DPD

Free Click & Collect: Free Order online and collect at your nearest Menkind Store

UK Delivery To: Northern Ireland, The Channel Islands, the Scottish Highlands & Islands & The Isle of Man: 

Economy tracked delivery costs £3.99 and our Express service is £15.00

Personalised Item Delivery - £5.00: For any personalised products, your parcel will be sent directly from the manufacturers that help us to create them. Unfortunately these cannot be tracked, but will usually be delivered in 5-10 days.

Returns

We offer FREE UK returns for up to 90 days after purchase for unwanted (and unused) non personalised items, and we'll even refund any standard delivery costs too. Because we know many of our products are purchased as gifts, from 1st November to 24th December we extend our policy so you can exchange anything or receive credit via a gift card up to 25th January in the following year. See our FAQs page for full terms and conditions.

 

Should an item be damaged or faulty, please contact us. Our products go through rigorous testing but occasionally a faulty product may slip through our quality control or become damaged in transit. We're interested in making sure you have the best possible experience with us.

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