Useless Box

So, you think the broken CRT television in your garage is a useless box? Wait until you see this: a box so useless (yet so, so addictive) that it’s actually been named… the Useless Box!

At first glance, this is a stylish box, made of acrylic panels and featuring modern-looking, visible bolts. On the top of it, you’ll notice a simple on/off toggle switch. Your curiosity will be piqued. Disturbed, even. So, you’ll flick the switch. And, as you do… a little arm will reach out of the box… and turn it back off. Useless.

But, you’ll do it again. And, again. And, again… andagainandagainandagain!

This is the perfect desk ornament for anyone with a sense of humour and a mild case of ADD. It’ll amuse, amaze, and entertain clients… if they can wrestle it out of your hands!

This box runs off 2 AA batteries, which are sure to give up the ghost before your interest does. Oh, and the acrylic panels have protective stickers over them, so don’t get a fright if you take this box out of its own box and it’s not the colour you expected… the stickers peel right off.

You know the tickbox that says ‘I do not accept the terms and conditions’ when you’re downloading software? That’s a useless box. The box around a tube of toothpaste... that’s not much better. But, none compare to the brain-melting brilliance of this, the ultimate Useless Box!