Marmite Marmife – Marmite Spreader in Black

This (Mar)might be the greatest thing to ever happen to Marmite fans (aside from the invention of Marmite itself). At last, no more scraping the bottom of the jar like a washed-up comedian who’s resorted to knock-knock jokes. With the Marmife, you can reach every bit of Marmite!

It has a specially designed end (sorry for the scientific term) that lets you reach the curved edges of the Marmite bottle as well as its flat front and back. Then, once it’s all there on the spreader, use the bottom edge to lay it on thicker than an old guy dropping pick-up lines.

The lives of Marmite fans just changed. Or, they will, once the own the Marmife! Order one now!