Nintendo Super Mario Replica Hat

Does your Super Mario fandom reach high levels? Like, levels so high that the music gets more ominous and Bowser breath comes flying at you out of the darkness? Sounds like you don’t just want to celebrate Mario, you want to BE him! Well, now you can with this Super Mario cap!

Shaped to look just like the vertically-challenged, magnificently-moustached hero’s headwear, this hat is the perfect item for any Super Mario fan. It is red as marinara sauce, or the petals of fire flowers, and has a white badge on its front with a giant, red M on it. (Does it stand for Mighty? Marvelous? Our-head-hurts-from-bashing-bricks? It probably stands for Mario).

This hat has an elasticated strip at its back, meaning that it’ll fit your head better than Mario himself fits down green, shiny tubes. And, with padding around its inner edges, it’ll feel about a million times more comfortable than Bowser’s castle!

Whether you’re rescuing your sweetheart from barrel-throwing apes or overgrown lizards, going to a fancy-dress party, or just rocking the high-fashion of the mushroom kingdom while you’re out and about, you need this Super Mario hat! Rescue it before it slips into a different warp zone!